KKFC
What a day it has been. Here’s a reason why i named the blog "Won’t thaT kiLL mE?". An interview of me taken from the Kaypo Kiah Fan Club Bulletin; courtesy of an insider. Shhh…
Extracted from:
Kaypo Kiah FC Bulletin Episode 8765 (march)
5 minutes with the MindFiDdler
Due to the overwhelming response, we have here with us today a representative from Kaypo Kiah Fan Club to interview the MindFiDdler as to why she named her blog "Won’t thaT kiLL mE?".
KKFC : Thanks for coming to our FC. We are just curious as…
MindFiDdler:(Rudely interrupts) More like kaypo!!!
KKFC :(Chuckles) I don’t mean to be rude but we ARE called the kaypo kiah and our f…
MindFiDdler: Get a life you freaking moron!It’s Sunday. Shouldn’t you be off somewhere with your girlfriend?
KKFC : (Awkwardly laughing) I don’t have a girlfriend but, but if…you’re…willi…
MindFiDdler: (Mafia tone) Before i puke my guts out at your badly done bow tie you better wipe off that silly thought and let’s get down to business. (Throws a cushion at KKFC representative’s face)
KKFC : (adjusts spectacles) Okay, here we go. Most of us are wondering why you named your blog "Won’t thaT kiLL mE?".
Long silence.
KKFC : Would you mind telling us…
MindFiDdler: I have a question for you.
KKFC : Wow! This is the first time the guest on this segment asked me a question. Go on.
MindFiDdler: (Sarcastically) Yeah, yeah! Pop champagne, go celebrate.
KKFC : This is great. Nobody has ever pop anything for…
MindFiDdler: For goodness sakes! Not literally you dumb@**! Aaah…never mind. Is it five minutes yet?
KKFC : (Looking at watch) Hmmm…30s pass five. Why?
MindFiDdler: Okay, good! Do I get paid for that extra thirty?
KKFC : Well, no you don’t. Why do you ask?
MindFiDdler: Cos my time is precious and i have to meet some important people unlike you! Just wasting my freaking time. Bye! (Starts to leave)
KKFC : But…
MindFiDdler: No buts, me leaving now!!! You go scrub your feet or something.
KKFC : Scrub my feet? Wait! Wait! How do i do that?
MindFiDdler: Dang! Just go scratch your left nut. (Leaves the room)
Session Ended
S.L.O.W. You people still don’t get it, huh? Here’s the gem.-> It would have killed me if the segment is "10 minutes with the MindFiDdler". That KKFC guy is squeezing the hell out of my patience. The proverb goes "patience is a virtue". VIRTUE?! VIRTUE?! It is TORTURE!!! Let me explain in lay man’s term:
Patience = Torture = Sufferings = Pain = Death
So if i stayed it will be the death of me. During the long moment of silence in the interview, I was actually analysing the whole situation. I came up with the conclusion to leave because at the back of my mind, i was asking myself this; if i stay there won’t that kill me? Bingo!!! Get it now? If you don’t then this is not for you. Go somewhere else. This is not for the faint hearted and the "dumb headed".
Moral of the story: People voice their sorrows and talk about their lives in their blogs. Blah, blah, bah, bah, bah… Damn! So MONOTONOUS! Won’t that kill you? As for me, I’m not planning to do much of that so as to save you people from having the won’t-that-kill-me syndrome. Peace!
The MindFiDdler (\m/)
